caffeinetooth:

reposting because i remembered that only things with animal faces talk to jaye so the original was rly bothering me. 

fragilefangirl:

In TV shows, ‘partners’ means ‘lovers in a long, annoying, agonizing denial phase’.

This probably happened at least once when John got home. You know it did.

This probably happened at least once when John got home. You know it did.

(Source: andyslittlesister)

I started watching Twin Peaks.

I started watching Twin Peaks.

(Source: andyslittlesister)

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

textsfromthexfiles: submitted by tftxf

textsfromthexfiles:

submitted by tftxf

Chris Carter and his fabulous white hair annoy me.

Chelsea Peretti and Pete Holmes discuss how they’d murder each other on two separate occasions on You Made it Weird.

“Why is it so fun to violently fantasize about murder?”

engelen: ~ * ♥ Seth and Stefon Meyers ♥ * ~

engelen:

~ * ♥ Seth and Stefon Meyers ♥ * ~

From the Weekend Update, we are Seth and Stefon Meyers!

(Source: literallyintheheartofjesus)

(Source: leucocrystal)

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arsenictoreador: mimiwao:   Omfg

arsenictoreador:

mimiwao:

 

Omfg

nbcsnl: “It’s been alright. I’ve had a lovely Night with you.”

nbcsnl:

“It’s been alright. I’ve had a lovely Night with you.”