Dear Santa! Are you real? If you live at the North pole, how come I can’t see your house when I look on Google Earth? Are you Saint Nicholas? Because you would be very old! Does your sack have to get bigger every year because of Exponential Population Growth? And, How do you get down the chimneys? I put my head in mine and it is really small! It must be so hard being Santa these days.
Holiday Favorites - Arthur Christmas (2011)
"Maybe Ron shot himself."
27 days of Sufjan Christmas / Day 11
For I’ve grown a little leaner, grown a little colder,
Grown a little sadder, grown a little older.
Sufjan Stevens - That Was The Worst Christmas Ever!
This was the actual first Sufjan song I ever heard. I think it says a lot that I continued on to become a fan after this, rather than just sitting in a corner depressed until Christmas ended.
"I try not to read too much online because I always get my feelings hurt, even if someone’s flattering you. Like somebody tweeting, ‘Call me crazy, but I think Amy Poehler’s attractive.’ And you’re like, ‘OK? Thank you?’ Or like someone writing, ‘I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that I’d have sex with Amy Poehler.’"
Amy Poehler glides into a cozy West Village café on a chilly autumn morning, her entrance has the same effect on the room of adults that, say, Mr. Rogers would’ve had on a room full of preschoolers. At the sight of the Parks and Recreation star, too-cool-for-school downtowners sit up in their chairs, eyes widen, smiles brighten. (x)
can you imagine the boner he must have though
watching her talk about aliens and roswell and government conspiracies